Selection Of Funny Quotes

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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